how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces
Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great
i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so instead im going to text them so we can still have a conversation
fuck that “you’re all zombies engrossed in your technology except me, the enlightened one” attitude
Omarosa Manigault on Bethenny Frankel show.
Let these hoes know!!!
Omarosa is not NEARLY as successful as Bethenny is though but I’m sleep
that’s the point she was tryna make. about how white women can just twirl around and do cutesy shit and make it, but WoC have to work they asses off to get half of what they got.
How the FUCK did someone miss her point? Damn, people blow me.
This nigga is on drugs. I ain’t never seen no one cry like this c’mon son
Dark skinned niggas hold it in for so long.
All they know how to do is fight.
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen next to 2 Chainz flipping his hair.
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
*man doing sterotypical woman things*
T HE MeN OF TuBMLr e VERyb ODY
I just LOV E tHE M E N OF T U M B L R soMETIMEes
A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick
caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.
I have a serious problem.
I SEE NO PROBLEM